shrinkrays:

magicact:

magicact:

magicact:

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

(via nintendette)

Ok!! I think it’s time for me to disappear again!!

like-10-bees:

gayghost:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

I love :

1. How you can hear them all trying not to laugh

2. The shear amount of friends he had to get together to make this

3. The one who goes “you want a cripe sanberry?”

(via biscuittqueen)

yondus-wife:

scoobertdoobertlove:

ladyallo:

colorguardian18:

a-walking-lovesong:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

(via senpainini)

starksmorgans:

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qohi:

nb-jeffthekiller:

qohi:

replying with “oof” or “f” to someone venting is the worst you might as well just not reply at all because thats not how you talk to people

bad post op

sorry nb jeff the killer

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m4ge:

bowserfucker:

DeviantArt and the USPS partner to make physical DeviantStamps that are valid postage stamps

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nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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